Danny Baker Record Breaker (6) The Worlds Windiest Baby

Like many young boys Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic he writes to Mr Bibby Keeper of the Records with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours. In this book Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll please . . . Most armpitfarted verses of Old MacDonald had a Farm Vilest verrucas Biggest jellyfight Crinkliest wrinkles